THE GAS OVER CHAPTER 3!!!

People of Earth and Space!

I have sorta kinda not really but in a way returned. But I never left so I can't really return so... "Yeah yeah yeah get on with it drift!" 

Okay okay!

The new chapter (Broken into two parts because of gassy awesomeness) to the EPIC collaboration between and myself, is over on his page right now! It includes just one thing that I know that you will all want to see.

YING VS ALLISON... farting contest.

*Crowd goes wild!*

The Gas-Over, Chapter 3: Sweet-Shop Showdown!With a loud grunt, fourteen year-old Allison Sharper slammed her heavy plastic tray onto the flat surface of the long wooden table, the sudden impact of the heavy container making a crisp clang that rang out across the entire sweet-shop. It was actually two stores combined. One, a junk-lover's paradise, selling damn near every delight known to humankind. The other, an ice-cream parlor. The contents on her tray—an assortment of sweets—ranged from cookies, muffins, slices of cakes and pies, doughnuts, Danishes, fritters, jelly-filled desserts along with frosted snacks. Plus, a dozen cups of ice-cream and frozen yogurts—all a variety of flavors, were all piled at least a foot high and bounced several inches off the sturdy holder upon completing her action. The pale girl grinned, licking her lips, hungrily.
It was the middle of the afternoon on a Sunday, one of the sweet-shop's busiest days. Customers were pouring into the joint operation. A line of eager citizens—a
The Gas-Over: Sweet-Shop Showdown! (Part 2)Shiani watched from her table as Allison stomped back over to hers’ to prepare herself for a serious eating contest. She looked back at Ying with a bit of concern. Ying’s eyes were fixed on her skinny violet haired adversary. Like a tiger staring down her prey. A look that Shiani has only seen from Ying a few times. It was a look that she would give to her other rival. A platinum blonde haired one. Shiani felt that she should probably settle Ying down. At least a little.
“Hey Ying. Are you sure you want to do this?”
“Of course I do.” Ying replied, barely moving a muscle to glance at Shiani.
“I was sure of that, but… no need to take this so seriously.” Shiani replied as she nibbled on a cinnamon stick. Ying glanced at her like she was crazy. “I just don’t want you to take anything too far.”
“I’ll take it as far as I have to, to show her she can never beat me in a million years.” Ying said as though